“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

"To whom."

Let's see some great/awful knock knock jokes in this heah thread!:)


Edit:Sorry this is not a GA or a thread about the game Knock Knock!

Knock Knock

:p

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

:)

Giveaway? I don't want a giveaway - I just want GoG to put it up in Flash again! I've been losing it for days now and I know I haven't missed it, it just hasn't gone up!!! *pulls out hair, starts to look like The Lodger*

Orange....

(don`t watch if you blush easily ;p)

EDIT: woops! *deleted*

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow
Impatie
Moo!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

An ox.

An ox who?

Hi, Billy Mays here for Oxi Clean!!!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Getyer.

Getyer who?

Get yer butt off of me, you big ape.

Not to pick a nit, but it's "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning."

The joke comes from the speech impediment, being unable to correctly pronounce the letter R.

(My apologies if auto-correct was at fault)

Knock knock
Who's there
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue got a peephole?

hahaha good catch thanks!

BTW, I've been telling this one to everyone all day. It's the best worst joke ever.