Today was “problematic” for me and I need cheering up. So, I'm giving away the legendary Ultima 7 complete edition.

Rules:
1 – The giveaway will end on Friday
2 – I will choose a winner and PM him/her the game code
3 – In order to enter the giveaway, write a joke (try to keep the offensive and naughty ones to a minimum)

Write, read and have fun.

Edit:
The giveaway has ended and the winner is: medusa86

Thank you for your jokes, they were all good. Unfortunately I have only one spare code for Ultima 7 at this point, but I'm looking forward to give away other games in the future.

Happy Holiday to everybody.

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
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Ok... I'm not good with jokes

btw, I'm in

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Laughing is contagious, so it might help. :)

Not in, but +1.

I am in, this is a corny one:

Q: Why did not the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had "no body" to go with.

Not in, but have a geeky joke anyway:

A byte walks into a bar.

The bartender asks "What's wrong with you?"

"Parity error", the byte replies.

The bartender says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

Not in. Only to post stupid joke.

Q: What is 8 trilobites?

A: 1 trilobyte.

Not in. Ironic isn't it?

Guy wakes up in the hospital screaming, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor says, "Of course not. We had to cut off your arms."

Already own U:7 so not in, but here's a funny one:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Nice giveaway benmar.
Not in, just enjoying the jokes +1.
Thanks

Nothing from tinyE, hope your feeling better soon:)

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.


Count me in please. Thanks benmar!

Thanks for your giveaway, benmar! +1

Not in. :)

Thanks for the great GA and +1. I don't write jokes but I know a few that might cheer you up. I'm in.

What did the Buddhist say to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything!

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The Buddhist hands the Hotdog Vendor a five.

The vendor gives the Buddhist the hot dog.

The Buddhist stands there waiting for change.

The vendor shakes her head and says, “Change comes from within.”

I'm in.

There were three men lost in a jungle. Then they were captured by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys search the jungle to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them all up your ass without changing the expression on your face or we will eat you."
So the first guy shoves the first apple up his ass and makes a face so the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your ass without changing the expression on your face or we will eat you."
So the second guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 berries into his ass... then starts to laugh so the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven or somewhere dead people hang out, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the third guy walking out of the jungle with 10 watermelons!"

The last man on earth sat alone in his room. He heard a knock at the door.

Wait, I'm not sure I'm doing this right...