Posted May 09, 2014
I'm a bigger asshole than the one between King Kong's buttcheeks.
_ChaosFox_
Zero fox given.
Registered: Nov 2008
From Germany
RayRay13000
Registered: Jan 2012
From United States
Posted May 09, 2014
I play video games, but only for 30 seconds at a time.
Post edited May 09, 2014 by RayRay13000
undeadcow
Bovine Aftermath
Registered: Jun 2013
From United States
Posted May 09, 2014
Typing faster than I can think to impress girls everywhere!
Fever_Discordia
Don't Panic
Registered: Nov 2010
From United Kingdom
Posted May 09, 2014
To millions I am a hero!
But to millions more I am merely a stranger to soap!
It's all PR, man, Its. All. PR!
(That's 3 lines and I'm not entirely sure what its supposed to mean, but its what I'm posting anyway - deal with it! Yeah!)
But to millions more I am merely a stranger to soap!
It's all PR, man, Its. All. PR!
(That's 3 lines and I'm not entirely sure what its supposed to mean, but its what I'm posting anyway - deal with it! Yeah!)
1.048596
Registered: Jan 2009
From Other
Posted May 09, 2014
Post edited May 09, 2014 by tYyPpI
pimpmonkey2382.313
You are obsolete. Delete!
Registered: Jan 2011
From United States
Posted May 09, 2014
Only one beer doesn't make me happy in general. x)
I'm better late at night than David Letterman.
I'm better late at night than David Letterman.
Post edited May 09, 2014 by pimpmonkey2382
DieRuhe
my glasses are dirty
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted May 09, 2014
I'm not an actor, but I play one on tv.
Tiefood
Dancing Around
Registered: Mar 2011
From United States
Posted May 09, 2014
I got a shoe box with no shoes in it.
51nikopol
I point an click
Registered: Sep 2011
From Canada
Posted May 09, 2014
If I had a brain I'd be dangerous.
misteryo
you are required to own on gog
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted May 09, 2014
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
HereForTheBeer
Positive Patty
Registered: Oct 2009
From United States
Posted May 10, 2014
Commander HereForTheBeer, you are now Captain HereForTheBeer.
You did say to promote myself....
You did say to promote myself....
pimpmonkey2382.313
You are obsolete. Delete!
Registered: Jan 2011
From United States
Posted May 10, 2014
It's not official unless you become blue.
BranjoHello
WormMaster
Registered: Dec 2011
From Serbia
Posted May 10, 2014
Professor of spiritual advancement and samurai values.
WhyseeF
Newer User :)
Registered: Oct 2012
From Singapore
Posted May 10, 2014
Desert Monk who give away diamonds. :P
Dalswyn
Xi Jinping = Winnie-the-Pooh Moron
Registered: Mar 2009
From Taiwan
