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Jack is Life! Jack is Love! The Keaning is happening!

Most sales are just that: some nice deals, tons of games, some flowery marketing talk about those deals. Nothing more, nothing less. As you know, last year we ran our Fall Insomnia Promo with the usual expectations that follow a typical sale.

The Insomnia Promo was different. Very, very different. It morphed into something beyond our wildest expectations. Entire communities were staying awake for this sale. The RPG Codex was busily snapping up and all classic RPGs. 4chan's very own /v/ put aside their usual bickering about which console was best and started trying to find The Pattern (sorry guys, you didn't crack it :^) ). Meanwhile, Jack Keane acquired a cult following (JACK IS LOVE! JACK IS LIFE!) all the while collecting a flurry of 5 star reviews where gamers documented all sorts of miraculous manifestations of Jack's blessing in their lives. Lastly, the Insomnia promo garnered its own entry on our [url=http://www.gog.com/wishlist/site/the_return_of_the_insomnia_sale]wishlist.

Welcome to our Spring Insomnia Sale! Back by popular demand*, we will be putting up 100 games in limited quantities** with discounts up to 90%. We'll have more games for sale than Noah had animals in his ark. Indies. Classics. Classic indies, even. All kinds of games for all kinds of gamers. However, you have to be fast, faster than those Polish script kiddies*** lurking outside our offices so they can get 0.1 ms of ping!

We did change things up a bit this year. While checking out, keep an eye peeled for a random chance to get a free game. Yes, this time there will be no more split second freebies so everyone has an equal chance :)

*why would you do this to yourselves, you mad fools?!?!
**yes, we know that all games are being distributed digitally and quantities can be infinite, just roll with it, ok?
***it was a common theory that all the free games were being snatched up by Polish hackers. We don't have any hackers here in Poland, we deported them all...somewhere...
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awelcruiz: ER WOLLTE MICH MIT EINEM GABELSTAPLER ZU TÖTEN!
That moment when people on the Internet are randomly starting to talk jibberish German xD
I love it! :P
I cant speak any other languages :( . (wish i could) just random nonsense in about 4 or 5 i picked up from travelling etc
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awelcruiz: ER WOLLTE MICH MIT EINEM GABELSTAPLER ZU TÖTEN!
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The_Blog: That moment when people on the Internet are randomly starting to talk jibberish German xD
I love it! :P
I'm glad this is jibberish - Google Translate was having fits:)
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The_Blog: That moment when people on the Internet are randomly starting to talk jibberish German xD
I love it! :P
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innocuous77: I'm glad this is jibberish - Google Translate was having fits:)
It means in English:

"He wanted to kill me with a forklift!"
So not exactly jibberish but it makes no real scenes.
Well...
Unless someon wanted to kill you with a forklift xD
Post edited May 16, 2014 by The_Blog
Mine was roughly "my police is very good for eating, i want an ambulance over the bum renaissance" i think
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awelcruiz: ER WOLLTE MICH MIT EINEM GABELSTAPLER ZU TÖTEN!
Look up "Staplerfahrer Klaus" on YouTube...
I used to be ok with spanish, but if you don't keep up with it you forget.
el matador fumer ceveza il a pico chipolata! viva el nachos! ariba!
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innocuous77: I'm glad this is jibberish - Google Translate was having fits:)
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The_Blog: It means in English:

"He wanted to kill me with a forklift!"
So not exactly jibberish but it makes no real scenes.
Well...
Unless someon wanted to kill you with a forklift xD
Close. It was "He TRIED to kill me with a forklift!"

And it was an MST3K reference.
Post edited May 16, 2014 by awelcruiz
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innocuous77: I'm glad this is jibberish - Google Translate was having fits:)
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The_Blog: It means in English:

"He wanted to kill me with a forklift!"
LOL! Google said it was "HE WANTED ME WITH A FORKLIFT TO KILL" which can mean something else in English:)
Huh, almost forgot to check the sale page with all the fun in here.. but heeey, it's still alan keeping me awake.
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CptFandango: Mine was roughly "my police is very good for eating, i want an ambulance over the bum renaissance" i think
That got the (fictional) language of Spangalese back in my brain:
Blue Chef Farn Wahr -> May I please have my leg back?
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CptFandango: Mine was roughly "my police is very good for eating, i want an ambulance over the bum renaissance" i think
Yeah something like this.
When you translate it back it means in English:
"My police is very good for me eating, I want an ambulance over the butt reincarnation"
Though poletzei and zie are no real words ^^
But I think i know what you meant.
Munu pani cheydeh! mera bund nu aag lageyi xD
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Crewdroog: I used to be ok with spanish, but if you don't keep up with it you forget.
True. In my case it's four years of French class for the birds...