Warning! Your sanity will be confuzzled
I got linked this, and the only way I can describe it is : Someone's been reading far too much Michael Crichton.
Seriously bizarre.
Saying that, owning one would be pretty cool.

Oh yeah, the whole SCP line of goods is the brainchild of, IIRC, the /x/ board on 4chan.
I never was impressed by this form of creepypasta.

Ahh. Chantards. that explains almost everything....except....reading Michael Crichton!! They can read??