Posted April 09, 2012
Two local councillors are attending a meeting at the Town Hall. One says, ‘Have you heard of George Pringle?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘Well,’ says the first, ‘if you’d bothered to attend a few more council meetings, you’d know that he’s now in charge of the Borough sewage works.’ ‘Oh,’ says the second councillor. ‘And have you heard of Thomas Harris?’ ‘No,’ says the first councillor. ‘Who’s he?’ ‘Well,’ says the second councillor, ‘if you’d attended fewer council meetings you’d know he’s the man who’s been sleeping with your wife.
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