Of that money, I spend $402,347.23 to buy the SNES and games that were just sold, then l look through the games, find an import copy of the Dragon Quest 3 remake, turn it on, only to hear the Dragon Quest curse sound effect, followed by a message saying that one of the save files was corrupt. (This, by the way, is actually what DQ games do when they encoutner a corrupt save file.)

I leave the debt of $400,000.00 for the next user.

After patiently waiting, the $400,000.00 debt kaput (vanished) and the sun rises again leaving a blank canvas to whom goes next

I take the blank canvas and paint a post impressionist masterpiece, "Waterlilies In Pond." It sells at auction for $1,500,000 and I leave $150,000 to the lucky user below me.

I take the money and go to church. I leave 10% for the big guy.

Dwayne Johnson thanks you for your contribution and flies a tank into space.

I leave a half-empty bottle of pool-cleaner from my neighbor's big-junk pile.

I take the bottle of pool cleaner and use it to grow a team of mutant football players who all nominate me to be their agent, but out of horror for what I've created, I bail on them. I leave this team of unruly goons to the next user to manage.

I take these magnificent football players to the local Navy recruiter and have them enlisted so that Navy can now beat Army with impunity. I leave the Navy recruiter for the next strapping young poster.

I take that Navy Recruiter to Foxboro and enlist him the Army, whereupon he recruits the NE Patriots to play for Army, thereby ensuring that Navy never wins another football game. The former Army footballers are left both dejected, and to the next poster.

After a tearful reunion with my mutants, I suggest a new line of work for them to which they are eminently suited: they join a company of mercenaries where their outsize muscles and overly large trigger fingers can be an asset, rather than a liability, as they might be if they work at an accounting firm. I leave their list of missions in South America and their new brand of performance drinks to the next user to be used however that person sees fit.

I take those drinks and enchant them so that, as soon as they leave the cup, they start burning and continue to burn until all the liquid is all gone.

I leave the enchanted drinks to the next user.

I offer the drinks to all the grossest alcoholics I know including my uncle, and hold the bottle over their mouths to ensure they each drink the full bottle.

I found a large bag of popcorn on a restaurant's outdoor dining table and asked the waiter inside if they sold it. He said a hobo tried to give it to him to no avail and that I could have it, so I'm sharing it with the next poster while watching a movie of their choice.

There's a hole in the bottom of the bag, isn't there? But even worse: the bag says it's salted!
I decline the popcorn, and suggest we watch D-Tox. I leave said movie and six-pack of some unknown alcohol-free beer to the next visitor.

I don't drink alcohol, but I'd rather not drink substitutes for such drinks (water is fine for me), so I decline.

I take a cup of water, put -3 (that's negative 3) ice cubes in it, and leave it out for the next user.

I take what remains of the water and make an off-the-charts concentrated espresso of it. Far be it from me to keep such goodness to myself, so I share it with the next user.

I take the espresso as payment and leave the finished new and improved seven league boots that make you feel like your walking on clouds to the next user