^ banned for stuffing words in my mouth, as many fellow banners find that always being banned after posting here is actually a win

Banned for possibly claiming that all banning officers are masochists. (But you're not that far off seeing that I often portray my characters bleeding due to some wound)

^ banned because it is your punishment and you will like it

Banned for expecting me to beg for more.

Banned for having more demand than supply.

Banned for giving a macroeconomics lecture.

Banned for having microscopic genitals.

Banned because that's how BIll Gates came up with the name "Microsoft" for his company.

banned, because that's not nuts

Banned because it's bananas.

^ banned because this is bananas

Banned because that's actually a music video.

Banned.

F R I E N D S H I P

Banned because no one told you it was gonna be that way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. But I'll be there for you, unless I have something better to do.

^ banned for improper use of lyrics in a ban