Banned because that's why I'm here, disciplining people like you and maintaining order free from vulgarities.

Banned and kicked in the chest like Johnny Cage in retaliation.

Banned because I got ninety-nine problems and this thread ain't one. And so why am I banning? I have no idea, but it's just fun.

Banned for pointlessly rhyming.

Banned for spraying even dirtier things on his shirt.

^ Banned because: Too little, too late

^ banned, because how did you know what the last woman who saw HeresMyAccount naked said?

Banned for assuming that any woman has ever seen me naked! Er, I mean... never mind.

Banned because if you hadn't posted first, I would've praised Hooyaah for that funny post through my ban.

Banned, because you and your other half are both half-naked.

^ banned for, not instead, saying, "I see that you are ready for your top-down, bottom-up review"

^ Always mods the cameras so they can look up skirts.

^ He should be banned because he'd amazed to discover how many women "go commando" and also because he made a baseless allegation without a ban included as well.

EDIT: brevity

Banned for G.I. Jane spotting.

Banned because I needed to make room for the ban below this, sorry!

Banned for not knowing that a baseless allegation thread may contain a ban, but a banning thread can't just contain a baseless allegation without a ban.

^ Tries to justify his mistakes with clever loopholes.