Posted May 26, 2014
My brother and I decided to come up with the most ridiculous crackfic imaginable. What we've started tonight is an unholy abomination of franchises. It's title:
Katawa Shoujo Noire: The Phantom Pain
Let me run you through the story points:
The housefire the scarred the Katawa Shoujo character Hanako Ikezawa was started by Fullmetal Alchemist character Solf J. Kimblee. Ten years later, LAPD detective Cole Phelps is rebuilt by Hal Emmerich into Officer PH31-P5. The new Phelps and old partners Bekowsky, Galloway, and Biggs are sent to Japan after the reopening of the Ikezawa arson case and tasked with locating the one surviving member at Yamaku Academy.
The academy has gained a new teacher: Fullmetal Alchemist character Scar, who is teaching alchemy. He butts heads with the chemistry teacher, who is none other than Kimblee. The academy also has a new gym, headed by coaches Big Boss, Kaz Miller, and assistant coach Raiden. While all this is going on, it turns out the science teacher at the school, Mutou, is secretly teaching his students how to make meth, which draws the attention of corrupt vice detective Roy Earle and meth kingpin Walter White.
We've written two chapters so far. God help us.
Katawa Shoujo Noire: The Phantom Pain
Let me run you through the story points:
The housefire the scarred the Katawa Shoujo character Hanako Ikezawa was started by Fullmetal Alchemist character Solf J. Kimblee. Ten years later, LAPD detective Cole Phelps is rebuilt by Hal Emmerich into Officer PH31-P5. The new Phelps and old partners Bekowsky, Galloway, and Biggs are sent to Japan after the reopening of the Ikezawa arson case and tasked with locating the one surviving member at Yamaku Academy.
The academy has gained a new teacher: Fullmetal Alchemist character Scar, who is teaching alchemy. He butts heads with the chemistry teacher, who is none other than Kimblee. The academy also has a new gym, headed by coaches Big Boss, Kaz Miller, and assistant coach Raiden. While all this is going on, it turns out the science teacher at the school, Mutou, is secretly teaching his students how to make meth, which draws the attention of corrupt vice detective Roy Earle and meth kingpin Walter White.
We've written two chapters so far. God help us.