My brother and I decided to come up with the most ridiculous crackfic imaginable. What we've started tonight is an unholy abomination of franchises. It's title:

Katawa Shoujo Noire: The Phantom Pain

Let me run you through the story points:

The housefire the scarred the Katawa Shoujo character Hanako Ikezawa was started by Fullmetal Alchemist character Solf J. Kimblee. Ten years later, LAPD detective Cole Phelps is rebuilt by Hal Emmerich into Officer PH31-P5. The new Phelps and old partners Bekowsky, Galloway, and Biggs are sent to Japan after the reopening of the Ikezawa arson case and tasked with locating the one surviving member at Yamaku Academy.

The academy has gained a new teacher: Fullmetal Alchemist character Scar, who is teaching alchemy. He butts heads with the chemistry teacher, who is none other than Kimblee. The academy also has a new gym, headed by coaches Big Boss, Kaz Miller, and assistant coach Raiden. While all this is going on, it turns out the science teacher at the school, Mutou, is secretly teaching his students how to make meth, which draws the attention of corrupt vice detective Roy Earle and meth kingpin Walter White.

We've written two chapters so far. God help us.

"Beware! Now that you've opened the gates of darkness and released that which dwells within there is no going back!" O_O


(And on a more serious note) XD

Congrats on starting your fan-fiction project.

Fan-fiction can be an excellent way to sharpen your writing skills while being both crazy and fun to create. ^_^

I'm used to writing film scripts, so it's good to get into prose. This is not a serious writing experiment, obviously, but I guess practice is practice.

Oh dear. You have no idea what you might be doing to yourself.

A long time back I started writing a Quest for Glory fanfiction, figuring it would take about 40 pages and a few weeks to get done. It ended up running several hundred pages before I was finished... a couple of years later.

Awesome. The most fun I have writing is taking a genre I like and making something ridiculous. Not necessarily fan fiction, because I make up everything, so I guess it's more like parody or spoofing. This post makes me want to start another.

I quite liked Katawa Shoujo actually, my favorite was Shizune.

I always wanted to make my own Teen Titans/Danny Phantom Crossover.

I know a perfect supplement to this story:

"den afex twen cam tew mah dor an thraw al ef da analord seres at meh than aska teleparted an bet hem up."

I think it is the most random thing you possibly do in the story.

That's the one rule we set: no self-inserts.

I worte a My little pony fanfic once.

Yes I am a brony.

Actually, this gives me an idea for a thread! A thread for everybody to share there fanfics.

"Me" as in someone from the fic in the first person.

Sounds fun. Have fun! :)
Maybe I should get going on a Castlevania one, hm...

Disgusting. Lilly is the only choice.

I'm just now wrapping up Hanako's route. Will probably do Lilly afterwards.