Continuing the birthday giveaway that started Here, today I have up for grabs a copy of Reus.

RULES:

No rules today. Everyone welcome, anyone can play! (yes, you can enter on someone else's behalf)

Requirements today: I need a laugh, so if you're in, post "I'm in" and tell me a joke. Random.org will choose the winning joke.

As usual, I'll announce the winner when I hit the forums tomorrow morning and as an added 'bonus' I'll mark the winner with the solution to the thread for a bit of rep boost as well.

Not in but pretty awesome you keep doing giveaways

Count me in

Not in, but thanks again! :)
Are you going to gift something to every inhabitant of the Shire? Even to those nasty Sackville-Baggins?

A husband comes home having had a few tôo many drinks,his doesnt find it Very funny.

-Whats this?,You come home half drunk?

-its not my fault!,i ran out of money before i could finish!
A kid see a man drunk man with a super man t-shirt,And then the kid say:

-super man!


And then the guy started immitating that he was flying


And then the kid become An 40 years old person


He say

-i saw super man one time! Hes a f*cking drunk @ssh0le!

In.

What is Fee-fi-fo-fum backwords?

The last four digits of Mike Tyson's phone number.

I'm in. I remember playing a game like this years ago. When I finally decided to quit I enacted Armageddon on the inhabitants of my planet causing mass floods and raining fire.

A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.

In for RWarehall, please! ^__^

Not sure if I've shared this one before, but I'm going to anyway. ;-P

The Policeman and the Boy

A little boy on the beach makes little people out of sand. A policeman passes by, notices the boy and goes up to him and asks in his sweetest possible tone:

- What are you making here, my boy?
- I'm making cops with sand, water and shit, replies the boy.
- Aaaaarrrrggghh! Shame on you! Say that again and I’ll call your parents!!, screams the police officer, completely pissed off.

In an attempt to calm himself down, he hastily turns and walks away.
The next day, the policeman goes back to the same place and there’s the boy again, playing with sand, making little people. With the memories of the previous day still fresh, he walks up to the boy and asks in a very calm tone:

- What are you making there, my boy?
- I'm making firemen with water and sand!, replies the child.

The policeman looks at the boy puzzled and a bit annoyed, and asks him:

- Why are you not using shit as well?
- Because when I do, they turn out cops!


Not in.

Not in.

Admiration, n.:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

I'm in for theslitherydeee :-)



A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Friendly bump

Thank you Coelocanth.
I'm in for IronArcturus.

A drunk man tries to go home. As he walks, he hits a tree. He backs up a few steps and tries again.
He hits the tree again. After a few more times of hitting the tree he shouts in desperation "Oh no. I'm lost in the forest"

Thanks, I'm in.

A Pirate enters a shop, with the wheel of a ship in his pants. The shopkeeper eyes the Pirate, then asks him
"Doesn't that hurt?"
The Pirate replies;
"Aye! Its driving me nuts!"