In for RWarehall, thank you.

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Not in and thanks.

I'm in.

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

I'm in.

Q: What is the difference between England and an albatross?
A: An albatross has two decent wings.

I'm in!

Why did Roy Hodgson bring pencils and sketchbooks into the dressing room before the World Cup game?
He was hoping his England team would draw the match!

Thanks for the chuckles, everyone, and congrats to IronArcturus, whom random.org chose as the winner! Next giveaway incoming on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, everyone. :)

Thanks for the game! :)

Congrats.

Congrats IronArcturus.

Thanks Coelocanth for another nice giveaway, and thanks everyone for the giggles:)