It's never too early in the morning to have a good shit.

PS Vita, PSP or DS to hand, and I could easily sit on the shitter until my legs go numb (and I have).

If HE says that he's his ex-wife, he's his husband now.

Completely possible though. lol

It knew it's dangerous to go alone.

hahahaha well done!

I almost can't believe this thread is real. Too good, too good...
Pity that you didn't open it as a question. Would be awesome to be marked as resolved. :D

Okay, here is my confession.
Last year I clogged my toilet big time. Got panic and poured a lot of drain pipe cleaner in it. Flushed it until a water film was bending over the toilet bowl. Waited for a few hours, but nothing happened. So I rushed to the hardware store and bought a plunger. Back home I plunged it into the toilet and some corrosive brown water spilled over flooding my bathroom.
Never again! Since then I only take a shit, when I am visiting friends.

Didn't you mean "Know your enema!" ?

Yeah, I think, he should change the topic to "Public Enema No. 1"

I thought : literally. Until it agreed to leave.

This thread is probably under investigation.

This thread is the shit.

Actually, a disastrous shit led to this thread. Without it this conversation would not exist.

It was waiting for its friend, how cute!

It´s cute until they make kids and their spawn comes back through the waste pipe.

I call them, my bowxn babies.. I.. I'm pregnant! brb..