Spinorial: Damn, that's a real nice gesture. Many thanks to both of you, reaver and nmillar!
On the balance of importance, please consider my vote for
Sachys to get
Tomb Raider, provided you'll allow it. If not, I would put a bullet in both your brains for
Hitman.
Now, for some reasoning. Firstly, both Sachys and I enjoy Lara's titillating escapades, all the while sucking at them. The difference comes in that I have a few of her older, but perkier, adventures, while Sachys is somewhat less gratified in this regard. Is that a good reason for him to broaden his horizons? Absolutely! But also consider the needs of a 25-40 post-prepubescent Scots chimp: to stay in good humour and fitness, it requires all the running, climbing, jumping, bouncing, jiggling, and ogling it can get. Booze, I'm afraid, is beyond our means to ensure, but any expense spared to his finances would surely contribute to a sustained healthy inebriation. Furthermore, the relief of its more disagreeable urges is vitally important. Therefore, prodding, stabbing, shooting, poking, and hitting in a virtual environment is much preferable to the alternatives. Offering him the game will be a service not just to him, but to all of us! I mean, look at the nice things he's done while in a friendly mood. Not only has poo not been launched across continents for several
weeks now, but he's even become the representative Spokeschimp for a consortium of wealthy, presumably Kuwaity, benefactors who much benefit this forum and remind it of its absent and sorely missed friends, in the process. You just can't deny it: the chimp, when properly placated, is a great asset to this forum. Do the right thing! Give him some more assets to assess ;)
If all that isn't sufficient to sway your opinion, please consider my own need to shoot people for money. From behind. Because I'm an ass like that :P
ZOMG! ZOMG! I totally and completely approve this ^^ message! ~grabs tissue for tears of mirth~