Posted December 20, 2013
Anyone ever watch those strongest man competitions on ESPN at 3 am; not the basic weightlifting ones, I'm talking about the bizzarro ones where the competition involves pulling trains and picking up houses and shit.
The point? Well 90% of the guys who win these things are Scottish and piss drunk. While there is no accounting of the mental facilities it requires to be good at these things, I think it stands to reason you need to be pretty fit to pull a train. Therefore Scottish people are EXTREMELY fit alcoholics.
The point? Well 90% of the guys who win these things are Scottish and piss drunk. While there is no accounting of the mental facilities it requires to be good at these things, I think it stands to reason you need to be pretty fit to pull a train. Therefore Scottish people are EXTREMELY fit alcoholics.