EDIT: Contest is over. Congratulations to Detlik.

Having just recently just won two GOG games, and having been given a free pack of cigarettes from a co-worker, I'm feeling quite generous. Unfortunately, I'm still a poor man so I'm restricting the prize to a $5.99 game.

In order to win, simply write a haiku. It can be funny, serious, insightful, cryptic, whatever you like. My favorite one gets the prize.

You have 24 hours (6/15, 9 AM CST, 2 PM GMT). Good luck!

Woke up, and first,
The case is humming,
Give me a fag.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

I love gog so much
They give me awesome gameage
Someone wake me up

Windows Vista crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But i need to pee.

Bad structure........it has to be 5 syllables, then 7, then 5.

Today it's tuesday
Tommorrow will be wednesday
Fun fun fun fun fun

sitting at my desk
GOG distracts me from my work
fingers hit the keys

Whoever wins this
You must purchase Crusader
PLEASE, I BEG YOU TO

All ye fear me!
For my mighty Hammer
Will strike this beef again!

i don't think everyone knows the rules how to write a haiku, if there are any.

Why am I so broke?
Crack habits are expensive,
Six dollar GOG's aren't.

For those who don't, they are easily google'd.

Must not wank today
Don't you see what you have done
Pass me the pipe now