Being smashed by a crapload of Lego blocks is probably what I deserve for following Hooyaah through all the "user above/blow/before you" threads *lol*

*leaves his sense of humor*

After I have become human again, I fill real-geizterfahr's sense of humour into bottles and make a fortune selling it. Unfortunately many people now become so funny that soon there's an epidemic of people laughing themselves to death, like in that Monty Python skit about the most dangerous joke.

I leave a time machine to the next user.

Although I like the decisions I have made in life, I feel like the timeline I am living in has become increasingly difficult for me and so I jump into morolfs time machine and set it back to sometime last decade. When I get there I will be more diplomatic in my endeavors.

I leave an IOU for the next user.

I eat the paper for fiber and leave a terrified baby possum on the next user's back porch.

I give the baby possum to my dog who is nursing a few pups of her own and the possum becomes a pet around my ranch.

v [I leave a dozen freshly laid chicken eggs for the next to post.]

I prepare the eggs for breakfast and to my horror, one of them was fertilized! I package the fetus and offer it as a snack at our next dinner-party.

A group of militant vegans arrives and doesn't like this at all. They're now searching for MichaelD.965 and intend to hack him into tiny pieces with machetes.

I leave a collection of highly venomous snakes from Australia to the next user.

I leave Eve to talk to the snakes and to entertain the next visitor.

I asked Eve if she had any fruit for me to eat, since I was a bit starving. I ate the fruit she gave me and I asked her if there would be someone getting angry if I eat the fruit.

I leave some leftover of the fruit to the next user and tell the angry someone that this next user was the one who ate the fruit.

I am now coupled with Eve for life and kicked out of the lovely garden and Eve is now pregnant with twins.

D:

I leave Able to the next poster. He's incorrigible.

There is no Able, only a mostly dried puddle of blood.

I leave a tuxedo and an invitation to Kain's wedding, both were meant for Able.

I wasn't Able to make the wedding but I appreciate the tuxedo. It fits perfectly.

v [I leave a vodka martini, dry, shaken (not stirred) for the next poster]

I will take it easy for a while, therefore I will leave a lab coat, used but clean.

Use lab coat in laboratory and leave behind a mixture neatly placed in a brown bag.

I open the bag and find a mixture of Lego and Lego-compatibles; after sorting them, I keep the authentic pieces and leave the impostors for the next user.