I do not touch the pocket watch and leave Pulp Fiction on VHS to the next user.

I leave the two unclaimed items for the next member to post.

"Nice watch, hope it isn't haunted and/or possessed...I hate when that happens"

I wind the watch and listen to it tick before putting it down to dust off my old VCR daguerreotype machine....not noticing the faint blue hue the watch emits as I get the VCR ready.

I leave a note that says "I am possessed, and need exorcisms....halp!" to the next poster.

I read the note, but it's too much effort to find a priest who can do an exorcism. Anyway, if the possessed Gamesrater does something evil, he will hopefully just be shot by police and the demon will have to find a new vessel, so the problem will have resolved itself. Such trivial affairs can't be allowed to steal my time.

Based on that experience I write a self-help book called "Healthy egoism: How not to let yourself be bothered by other people's silly little problems (like demonic possession)" and leave it to the next user.

I remove the cover of the book and put it on a book filled with witchcraft and satanic rituals. Whoever thinks he/she should have more "healthy egoism" can deal with demons and warts for all I care.
Also, it might be fun on Halloween. I leave that manipulated book.

(I take the original book with me since I could really need more healthy egoism.)

I sell the magick book to this bumbling oaf carrying a chainsaw, and hope the the best.

I then use some of the money to buy a few bottles of wine....one of which I leave to the next poster below.

I drink the bottles of wine. Totally drunk I then vandalize several cars I come across, breaking off their mirrors, scratching them with keys, throwing bricks through their windows and setting a few on fire.

I leave the bill for all the damage I've caused to the next user.

Since empty pockets make empty heads, I take the bill.
I leave an "as-good-as-new" stomach pump with a bratwurst inside. (My gratitude goes to Hooyaah.)

The MacGyver philosophy, eh? ;D

Not into stomach pumps or used bratwursts, so I toss both and clean up the neighborhood.

I leave that clean neighborhood for the next person to make use of.

Thanks for the nice and clean neighbourhood! Perfect setting for me and my group of hooligans to vandalize the place, terrorize residents and eventually burn it all down!

I leave the principality of Liechtenstein to the next user.

I become the new Prince and appoint Hans-Adam II as my advisor. I then place the small principality on the Gold Standard and reduce the corporate tax rate to only three percent.

v I leave the next user a golden chalice.

I take the chalice, fill it with water and take a sip. Nothing happens.

So, instead of leaving my remains as I erroneously expected, I leave a quite convincing replica of Edvard Munch's "The Scream".

I donate the Scream picture to a local kindergarten, because I want the kiddos to be traumatized by it :-)

I leave 1000$ store credit for Steam to the next user.

I trade the Steam credit on The Dark Web for an undisclosed priceless item.

I leave the next poster something truly remarkable... a dry erase board.

I draw a doodle Duke Nukem would be proud of on the board, and leave it for the next person to admire(or laugh at).

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I immediately thought of the Ultimate avengers game(Dr Doom/Latveria) when I read this.

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