morolf: I fellow the directions of the map to your former Star-Chan's house and ring the bell...she's immediately smitten with me, leads me to her bedroom, and then we have the most passionate sex. Afterwards she says I'm the best lover she's ever had.
Based on that experience I write a romance guide about seduction and leave it to the next user.
Did i mention, "was"? That house has a new resident, ever since December 2018. And did i say she hates germans and want to strangle them, because she lost a relative to their brutality, back then? Poor savage stooge... I even doubt you can read a map (any map), or my calligraphy handwriting for that matter; the fella in your avatar has clearly much higher iq than its owner!
le_chevalier: I read the guide and am disappointed. The guide has no pictures! And the guide doesn't tell me which hole is the right hole. There are a lot of holes.
I edit the guide and put some placeholders for illustration. Good guides should have good pictures. I leave the draft of the edited guide.
I leave next the stunning, wonderful, magnificent, elegant and artistic pictures of hers that i meticulously collect over the years; Aphrodite Herself even looks inferior, before her!